A Dozen Squirrel-Inspired Lessons for IAS Officers
From Treetops to Government Offices: Embracing the Wit, Wisdom, and Resourcefulness of Squirrels in Civil Service.
It is often said that nature is the greatest teacher. We, as civil servants, can gain valuable lessons from the most unlikely sources, if only we pay close attention. Today, let's take a moment to appreciate the squirrel, a creature so nimble, so resourceful, that it offers a myriad of lessons for the IAS officers of our country. Ready for a nutty ride? Here we go:
Develop Quick Reflexes to Escape from Predators: In the corridors of power, surprises come fast and from unexpected quarters, much like predators in the wild. The lesson? Always be alert, keep those reflexes sharp, and be ready to sidestep any unwanted situation with grace.
Sharpen Your Teeth and Wits to Crack Hard-Nut Problems: The Indian bureaucracy is no stranger to complex issues. Like a squirrel with its determined jaws, we must hone our skills and strategies to tackle the hardest of problems.
Save for the Rainy Day: Future planning is essential. Squirrels hoard, and so must we, albeit not with acorns but with knowledge, goodwill, and networks.
Ability to Quickly Climb Up the Safe Havens: In the unpredictable climate of bureaucracy, knowing when and where to seek refuge can be invaluable. Being adaptable and having an escape plan can save the day.
Avoid Flashy Clothes and Accessories. Don’t Stand Out: As representatives of the public, it’s our duty to appear humble and approachable. Leave the bling to Bollywood; our strength lies in simplicity.
The Mecca of Civil Servants: North Block, New Delhi, seat of the Ministries of Home, Finance and Personnel. Mention Your Common Lineage with Your White House Cousins: It's always beneficial to remind others of our shared heritage and common goals. Unity is strength, after all.
Appear Non-threatening: While power comes with the role, wielding it with humility and warmth wins hearts. Let's be the friendly neighborhood squirrel, not the intimidating hawk.
Publicise Your Vegetarian Eating Habits: Perhaps a little tongue-in-cheek, but showcasing our simple, grounded ways can bridge the gap with the public we serve.
Capacity to Change Your Trajectory, Abruptly: Being agile and open to change is paramount in our line of work. Just like a squirrel darts in unexpected directions, we too must be ready to adapt and pivot as situations demand.
Highlight Your Humble Role in the Construction of the Ram Setu: Remembering our past achievements and contributions humbly can serve as a reminder of our commitment to nation-building.
Be a Facile Fence-Sitter: Decision-making is crucial, but so is the ability to maintain a balanced view. Sometimes, being on the fence can offer the best vantage point!
Keen Eyesight and Good Peripheral Vision: Always keep the bigger picture in view, while also catching the nuances in the periphery. A comprehensive perspective makes for well-informed decisions.
Summing up
In summary, it's easy to underestimate the small and seemingly insignificant creatures around us. Yet, history and our holy scriptures remind us of their unparalleled contributions. Take the humble squirrel, for instance. According to the revered epic, the Ramayana, this tiny creature contributed its mite to the construction of the "Ram Setu" when Lord Ram Chandra was trying to build a bridge to Ravana's Lanka. Moved by its devotion, Lord Ram blessed the squirrel, and legend has it that the three stripes on its back are a testament to his gentle fingers as he caressed the devoted creature.
So, as we navigate the intricate maze of bureaucracy and the challenging terrains of the IAS, let us be inspired by the squirrel's humility and diligence. Let's shed our egos, embrace humility, and take a moment to learn from the invaluable lessons that even the tiniest of creatures can impart1. After all, greatness often comes in the most unexpected packages. Trust my 37-year long sojourn in the IAS.2
